Big Load vs Small Load

After long ardous studies, I have successfully proven that the larger the amount of sperm a male produces while having intercourse, the "cooler" the child will be. For instence, you're fucking your girlfriend, and then you just let loose for like 30 sec, and fill her up. The chances of you having a kick ass son are about 67- 94%. On the other hand, if you have an ugly bitch girlfriend, and you can only produce a weak drip because she makes you gag when you see her naked, you will probably have a lesbian daughter, or a faggot ass son. Although you can't really chose a really hot girl to fuck, if you do, you will have the coolest son who will probably be the school bully. If you are careless and just pick up some careless whore, your pussy son will never get laid and will live in your basement until he's 30 years old, at which point he will master tetris and get sponsered by some Japanese company. Then you will finally get rid of that faggot. If only you picked a hot girl, then your son would be the owner of that Japanese company, even if he isnt Japanese.